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The Definitive Ranking Of All Toy Story Toys

Jessica

Fri, November, 7 by

ToyStory

In case you hadn’t heard, THERE IS GOING TO BE A TOY STORY 4. It is set to be released in June 16 2017, seven years after the last film. I know this because Toy Story 3 came out on my birthday, June 18 2010. It will be directed by John Lasseter who was the man behind Toy Story and Toy Story 2. But, in a fun twist, actress Rashida Jones and her writing partner Will McCormack will be writing the script after the structure is developed by a team of Pixar veterans.

If you remember, Woody, Buzz and the gang ended up at the home of the adorable Bonnie at the end of the last film. Who knows if it will pick up there but I would love to see the characters of Bonnie’s toys come back for the fourth film. Also, did you know that Tom Hanks’ brother Jim Hanks has done the voice of Woody in video games and television shows when Tom isn’t available. Weird right?

But, to keep us all debating for the next 2 and a half years, we have compiled a list of the definitive ranking of all Toy Story toys. Are we missing someone? Want to take this up with us? Tweet us @Much.

41. Squeeze Toy Aliens

41aliens

Overrated

40. Combat Carl

40combat carl

RIP Combat Carl

39. Twitch

39twitch

38. Chunk

38Chunk

37. Stretch

37stretch

36. Chatter Telephone

36chatter

35. Rocky Gibralter

35rocky

34. Bookworm

34bookworm

33. Stinky Pete the Prospector

33stnky pete

32. Lots-O’-Huggin’ Bear

32lotso

31. Evil Emperor Zurg

31Zurg

30. Utility Belt Buzz

30UtilityBeltBuzz

29. Dolly

29Dolly

28. Barbie

28Barbie

27. Buttercup

27buttercup

26. Peas-in-a-Pod

26peas in a pod

25. Chuckles

25chuckles

24. Mrs. Potato Head

24MrsPotatoHead

23. Big Baby

23big baby

22. Mr. Spell

22MrSpell

21. Etch

21Etch

20. Lenny

20Lenny

19. The Rest of Sid’s Mutant Toys

19SidsToys

18. Ken

18ken

17. Legs

17legs

Apparently this is a “hooker”. Get it? It is legs on a hook… (Never got that did you?)

16. Mr. Pricklepants

16Mr

“We do a lot of improv here. Just stay loose, have fun – you’ll be fine!”

15. Bo Peep

15Bo Peep

14. Sarge and the Bucket O’ Soldiers

14SargeandSoldiers

13. Mr. Shark

13MrShark

Why is he so high on the list? This:

12. Baby Face

12Baby Face

11. Trixie

11Trixie

Kristin Schaal can do no wrong.

10. RC

10RC

9. Bullseye

9Bulls Eye

8. Mr. Potato Head

8MrPotatoHead

7. Woody

7Woody

6. Wheezy

6wheezy

5. Hamm

5hamm

4. Slinky Dog

4Slink

3. Buzz Lightyear

3Buzz

2. Rex

2Rex

1. Jessie

1Jessie

Could there be any other? NO

jessie