Here’s A Letter To Get You Out Of Work Thanks To Zayn Malik

Directioners have begun asking for compassionate leave from work because of Zayn Malik’s departure from One Direction. We see their creativity and we appreciate it.

While over 483 employees requested compassionate leave this week in the UK, it’s not as if North American Directions are over here driving on the right side of the road and having a grand ole time. We’re hurting too. And if Zayn’s not showing up for work anymore then neither are we.

Need a note to get out of work or school? We’ve got you covered.

Download your doctor’s note here!