Janet Jackson has announced that she will be releasing a new album and going on tour this year. We repeat, Janet Jackson is releasing a new album and going on tour this year. Time to pause and let it sink in.
How do we feel about this news?
First, we can finally stop doing this every time we look at the charts and don’t see Janet at the top.
Then we can silence the haters that think Janet is too old to release new music.
That’s Ms. Jackson to you, nasty haters.
Seriously, why wouldn’t people want music from the incredible Janet Damita Jo Jackson?
Now is a time to celebrate.
And do a little dance.
And add some crop tops to our wardrobe that is seriously lacking crop tops.
Maybe we’ll even frolic in the desert while looking effortlessly chic.
Welcome back, Janet!
We’ve missed you.