Dear celeb couples: STOP BREAKING UP. Today alone, we’ve reported breakups between Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, followed by Zayn Malik and Perrie Edwards calling off their engagement. And while those broke our hearts, this may be the biggest break up of them all — Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy!
In a statement on Facebook and Twitter, the two beloved characters posted this:
“After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets”/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding.”
It’s been a very emotionally exhausting 24 hours. Excuse us while we sob uncontrollably FOREVER.