Shall we just all assume that when we say the Kim Kardashian magazine cover, we all know what we mean. Right? Okay, well just in case, very quickly, Kim Kardashian is on the cover of Paper magazine with her booty on full display. The cover taunts us with the subhead, “Break The Internet Kim Kardashian.” And although it didn’t quite break the internet, the flurry of memes that followed came much closer.
So we decided to have a different take. No, we aren’t turning her bottom into the peach emoji. We reimagined the alternative cover, the clothed cover. Check them out.
Kim Kardashian: The Kardashian/Jenner Fountain of Money
Kim Kardashian: Attentive Mother
Kim Kardashian: Kanye West’s Exercise Pal
Kim Kardashian: She Has The Luck of the Irish
Kim Kardashian: The Answer To The Question “How do they get the Caramel in the Caramilk bar?”